At least, Cincinnatti Reds mascot Mr. Redlegs HAD a good head on his shoulders.

Putting on your pants has never been this awesome.

This video is awesome.  Mr. Inside Edition started lying and is now in so deep that his cover-up is actually airing on television.  This is why you should never lie.  Just admit your ordered the tapes.

This goes on for a painfully long time, yet still manages to be funny.  If Seth McFarlane is the master of anything...it is things like this.